(Source: fabiennephoenix, via bamfy)

tastefullyoffensive:

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bamfy:

….

theclearlydope:

Must be on his way to Smoothie King.

laughingsquid:

Affinity to Unfamiliar Worlds by Andy Kehoe

laughingsquid:

Traditional Breakfast Plate is Dessert in Disguise

laughingsquid:

Escape, A Brilliant Series of Exploding 3D Object Art by Yuki Matsueda

theclearlydope:

Siri helps me find hookers. New BFF alert. 

theclearlydope:

Aww DMONEYPWNS … I don’t think this is going to work out, we need to see other people. Shitty captions is like my family. 

dmoneypwns:

theclearlydope:

Clearly the worst way to go. UPDATE: I heard that a man once died by inhaling too much mayonnaise, which is far worse than being killed to death. 

God I wish I could delete these shitty captions when I tumblr on my phone.

laughingsquid:

xkcd: Elements